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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:40
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Zoning Out or Zoning In? How Aimless Wandering Trains the Brain - Neuroscience News
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
NCAA v. House Case Settlement Update and Impacts at UNO - University of Nebraska Omaha
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
We Bought a ‘Peeing’ Robot Attack Dog From Temu. It Was Even Weirder Than Expected - WIRED
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
New COVID variant linked to painful ‘razor blade throat’ symptom - San Francisco Chronicle
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Space
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
No way
Obscure rock formation in Canada may contain the world's oldest minerals - Live Science
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Ukraine attacks Russian aircraft in far-reaching drone strikes - The Washington Post
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
37 Hidden Gems On Amazon That’ll Make You Think “Where Have You Been All My Life?” - BuzzFeed
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.